Trying to lose my virginity...

"I'm tired of always talking about myself... What do you think of me?"

Something struck me the other day which I hadn't previously thought too much about, which was, now that I've left University, I might have to start talking to girls in clubs and bars, which is something which I haven't had to do for three years!

As I've had quite a bit of time alone, I've spent a small amount of time (everyday!) thinking about girls, relationships, love and sex, and where I fit into those categories . . . or to put it simply, I've been masturbating a lot! (Just kidding mum)

The good thing about University is you don't have to rely too much on attracting someone whilst you're out of an evening, because number one, students are easy and more importantly because there are so many situations in which you can interact with one another on a day to day basis.

The foundation for pulling someone while you're out is whether or not you find them aesthetically appealing, e.g. do they dress a certain way, do they have the right body figure, how is their hair styled and does their face fit the bill?

All in all the way we attract someone is very animalistic and I couldn't decide between these two pictures so here's both!

Look at their faces >>>>>

Anyway back to the point...

University allows for you to talk to people and for me this is where I excell, as I have absolutely nothing to offer a girl in a club or bar. I'm a terrible dancer, a sweaty drunk and if you cant here what I'm saying then I cant even (try to) be funny! So what do I do?

I work out quite a lot, more because I enjoy being fit though, and I buy what I think are nice clothes. I'd like to be able to tan a little but as I'm ginger, they'd probably taser me if I ever tried to use a sunbed.

Here's a quick video of me using the Iron Gym, which is basically a pull up bar with a cool name...

"Yeah, so Tyler if I had put money on why you cant pull girls, its probably because you make stupid videos like that"

Thanks mystery voice man, but I'd like to think I'm a cool geek, which girls find highly amusing and appealing, but just in case I'll carry on working out and maybe take a dance class or two...