So yesterday was National Man Day, which I'm not completely certain was an official holiday but considering half the worlds population are men, IT SHOULD BE!
Man Day can be celebrated in a number of ways, from building something awesome to destroying it straight after, just because you can, because you're a man!
Although I like to engage in as many man activities as possible on a daily basis, such as fighting bears (when applicable) eating raw meat, climbing seemingly impossible structures and bending steel, it was, however, Man Day, so I made sure my efforts were particularly manly!
Had to go into University but this didn't stop me...cos I am Man! And nothing can truly stop a man...It wasn't a woman on the moon was it! HA! The idea is laughable! Anyway while at University I did some somersaults and other acts of impossible acrobatics, such as rolly polly's!
On the way through town I went into a pet shop and befriended all the animals whilst simultaneously striking fear into their hearts. There's a reason Man is top of the food chain and I made damn sure they knew it! Also I had a face to face staring competition with a snake...AND WON!
Later efforts included going to the local brewery, drinking beer, watching sports, engaging in a pub quiz and destroying opponents at pool....all in the name of Man Day...and I'm not ashamed to say my display of skill did attract a rather large crowd, clearly envious of my Manliness!
I'll end it there, before I make some of my female readers pregnant but if (and only if) you outdid your own regular acts of Masculinity, tell me what they were and maybe we can battle...or alternatively read about my brothers Man Day here
Bear fighting a man!
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