Last night, for instance, I went to my first gymnastics lesson, although I'm concerned phrasing it like that makes me sound like a 9 year old girl, so we'll call it free-runner training (Wow, I'm so cool... Who wants to touch me!)
I got to spend the whole night falling on my tushie but I did manage to land a few world class front flips, so give it two weeks and I'll be doing them everywhere I go and that will make me officially bad arse! +100 MAN POINTS!
The night was somewhat surreal due to all the kids with perfect abs running about doing various somersaults and generally bouncing off anything they come into contact with. However, this was slightly overshadowed by the roaring fart that unexpectedly thundered from my anus while performing a set of crunches during a group warm up session at the beginning (nothing like introducing yourself)
Of course, today my legs feel like someone had been standing on them whilst I slept last night, digging their heels in above my knees or taking a pick axe and hammering my thighs with the handle or putting my legs in a vice and leaving them there until I lost all feeling or simply like I'd been jumping up and down over and over the night before....what I'm saying is they ache!
Yes! My legs really are that smooth!
Having achy legs is not such a good thing, as something else which I've been doing of late is roofing, on top of still working at Frankie and Benny's. I say roofing, its not quite as fun as usual because, currently my time is occupied with menial tasks like cleaning out gutters, painting ledges and sweeping scaffolds, as this is the only work available to me on such short notice (but on the upside its good money)
Why am I doing this?
I may have mentioned it before once or twice, and anyone lucky enough to have me on their facebook will know that I've been planning on travelling to the otherside of the world sometime soon, but I've finally booked a ticket!
I'm flying to Australia on November 30th 2010!!!!
So naturally I'm trying to save loadsa money to take with me, as the flight itself cost a grand (WTF!) thus the two jobs and thus the reason for working 7 days a week!
I couldnt decide whether or not take a laptop with me on my travels and I couldnt bare the thought of not being able to make some form of travel diary, so I pushed the boat out and bought myself the all new and all shiney iPhone 4!
Like many people, I cant believe I've never had one before and perhaps this may be too far but "I dont know how I ever lived without one"
These things will pretty much wash your balls for you if you download the right app and the camera is pretty damn awesome too! I don't know why I thought to mention the camera after talking about my balls....
Anywhooooo, if you've never had an iPhone, I'd recommend you start with the 4GS....I would NOT suggest getting a Nokia though, as my last phone was a 5800 and I wont be getting another one!
I'll finish with a couple of suggestions to help pass the time until I post again (as if you'll be looking forward to it)
Numero Uno.) If you haven't watched it already, 'Being a dickheads cool' is a wicked song and so apt in some cases. find it either on YouTube or check out my last post before this one. WARNING! You will start singing it at work!
2.) Remember JJ Goda, the Free-runner I mentioned, well he's got himself a sponsor and features in this months 'Jump Magazine' on online publication about free-running.
Find it at http://www.urbanfreeflow.com/jumpmagazine8/
Lastly.) My new favourite YouTube sensation is Tobuscus a.k.a Toby Turner. He's really funny, quite random and posts some creative stuff, seek him out!
"You're welcome!"
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